CMT Answer: The closest I could come up with was a line from the docu-comedy classic "This is Spinal Tap". In it, Spinal Tap lead singer David St. Hubbins (played by Michael McKean) says "It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever."
Here are some other great Spinal Tap quotes, just for fun: "Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful. " "Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported." "We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening." If any other CMT readers know of a movie that fits the bill better, let me know! .
"This musical is based on a fairy tale of the same name written by Charles Perrault. After the death of his wife, a king goes mad and decides to marry his daughter. Seeking advice from her fairy godmother, the young princess tries to stop the wedding by demanding from her father dresses that are apparently impossible to make. When this scheme fails, she asks for the skin of her father's donkey, the king's most valuable animal because it defecates golden coins. When even this wish is granted, seeing that she can no longer stop her father, the princess wraps herself in the donkey's skin so that she won't be recognized and runs away to another kingdom. There, she lives as a poor peasant in a small shanty, and is despised by everyone because of her looks. But one day the prince of that kingdom stops by her shack, peeps through her window, and sees her without her donkey skin. He falls in love with her and invents a stratagem to make her reveal her true identity. A very light musical comedy with great music by Michel Legrand."
Here is the page on IMDB if you wanted to look up further info on this movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066207/ .
CMT Answer: I did some searching and I don't believe Shirley Knight was in any Bond movie. My reasons: as you mentioned she is not in the credits, IMDB does not list her with an 'uncredited' appearance, and I could turn up no Google page listing her. One other source I tried was a definitive Bond site- "James Bond Multimedia". They have pictures of all the Bond girls, and she is not listed. You can take a look at the page, and maybe see if there is someone who looks like the image you had of Shirley Knight in one of the movies. Here's the link: http://www.jamesbondmm.co.uk/women.html
CMT Answer: Sounds like you're refering to the 2001 thriller "Don't Say a Word", in which Michael Douglas once again played a super-rich professional. The girl was Ashton Kutcher's girlfriend-for-a-month Brittany Murphy, who also does the voice of Luann on the animated series "King of the Hill". . .
Grave digger-Now here's somebody who's been around for 35 years or more. Harris-Who was that? Grave digger-That there's a magician, name was....the great...Blunderman. Not so great now, is he? Harris-The Great Blunderman? I knew him, Sara! (picks up skull) God. He was a funny guy...He taught me magic. Sara-A fellow of infinite jest.... Harris-Yeah. Sara-He hath borne me on his back a thousand times.... Grave digger-She's got it. Sara-Where be your gibes now? Your flashes of merriment that would set the table on a roar? .
CMT Answer: It's called a............... clapboard. Here's a definition from one movie terms page:
Clapboard A slate with a pair of boards hinged together that is photographed at the beginning of each take, both for information on the take an to sync the sound and the picture. . .
CMT Answer: That's a toughie, and one to which I could find no definitive answer on the net. From what I did come across, though, and my own personal experience, I will go with "Hamlet". IMDB lists 93 total titles containing "Hamlet", with 69 of those being theatrical releases. Also from the Bard, "Romeo and Juliet" has 33 theatrical releases and 11 TV-movies (not to mention countless others 'influenced' by the story, like "Romeo Must Die" or "Underworld"). Another popular runner up is the "Three Musketeers", with 22 'Versions of' listed on IMDB and 30 theatrically released movies that have the words "Three Musketeers" in the title, and "A Christmas Carol" which has 13 theatrical and 28 TV-movie releases. For all of these entries, not all of the versions listed by IMDB will be direct versions of the stories, but the figures should give you a good idea of the number of times the story has been told.
As for remakes based on a movie that is not most well-known for it's basis (be it book or original screenplay), that would be more difficult. One that pops off the top of my head as a contender would be "Brewster's Millions", which until I just looked at IMDB for this question, did not know was originally based on a novel. However, it has seven versions total, starting with the 1914 original, and with the most recent being Richard Pryor's 1985 remake.| .