(1) Man: "I didn't know you darker people went in for foreign jobs."
Eddie: "Yeah, well I had no choice. Some white asshole bought the last piece-of-shit sky blue Cadillac."

(2) "Behold Semmi! Life! Real life! A thing that we have been denied for far too long! Good morning, my neighbors!"

(3) "Well, I'll be damned, I can see my dick!"

(4) "But I am mister romance when I meet a woman and then once I hit it, I lose interest, but that ain't my fault."